Skinny Love,

We’ve been getting fat with resentment. You complained of details - of small gestures unreturned. But you know me too well, and I know you too well, and I know that these complaints were part of the underlying problem. You could fit a brick wall in-between the distance I made. I lost what I had for you. How do I explain that? How do I give you the solace that I want to? I cannot. I can just say what I had for you is now lost. Why was I reluctant to end it? To sing the final dirge of what we built? To end what the past four years I was trying to create? I try to be careful- think before I decide, and weigh the consequences. Or perhaps I was scared to decide wrongfully. Nevertheless my careful consideration was for you. How do I end my first love? Where is the book? In what section can I find it? For all the volumes I have in my library there was nothing close to a manual. Keep what I gave you. I meant what I said about you when I said it in the past, and I mean what I say now- that I cannot be with you. 

Jan Terri - Honestly I Love You (by SinestraStudios87)

Jan Terri - Get Down Goblin (by SinestraStudios87)

  • ap student: hey im going to my ap class
  • ap student: ugh my ap textbook is SO heavy
  • ap student: ugh, im taking 7 AP classes
  • ap student: AP
  • ap student: listen to me
  • ap student: look at me
  • ap student: AP
  • ap student: IM SMART
  • ap student: LET ME READ YOU MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE SO THAT YOU CAN INHALE HOW INTELLIGENT I AM AND BREATHE IN HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN YOU
  • ap student: ap

para-moriarty:

thebbchasruinedme:

equiuszahhak:

wellsuckmesideways:

hail-satan-and-redpandas:

karkats-left-testicle:

calliopalope:

nicotinerampage:

likeatolarboss:

geekofnature:

lazylinh:

I remember when I came out of the closet and told my parents I was Chinese. They’ve never looked at me the same way ever again,

That awkward moment when you realize that you’re Chinese. 

“Mom, Dad…I’m Chinese”

“I was born chinese”

“no! the bible says adam and eve not Adam and Ling-Ling!”

Adam and Ling-Ling, oh my god.

ling-ling

i cannot

I dont think anything iv ever seen will top this

Hahaha ok, reblogging this again just for that comment, oh man.

no stop please

ADAM AND LING-LING

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kanrkri:

aloiss-haunted-booty-shorts:

What if you kept the horse mask 24/7 while raising the child and they thought they were raised by a horse human hybrid and never knew any different and then one day you took the mask off

That’s a great idea

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radiatio-n:

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Warning: this blog will give you a laugh-attack.

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lololol

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