• ap student: hey im going to my ap class
• ap student: ugh my ap textbook is SO heavy
• ap student: ugh, im taking 7 AP classes
• ap student: AP
• ap student: listen to me
• ap student: look at me
• ap student: AP
• ap student: IM SMART
• ap student: LET ME READ YOU MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE SO THAT YOU CAN INHALE HOW INTELLIGENT I AM AND BREATHE IN HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN YOU
• ap student: ap

para-moriarty:

thebbchasruinedme:

equiuszahhak:

wellsuckmesideways:

hail-satan-and-redpandas:

karkats-left-testicle:

calliopalope:

nicotinerampage:

likeatolarboss:

geekofnature:

lazylinh:

I remember when I came out of the closet and told my parents I was Chinese. They’ve never looked at me the same way ever again,

That awkward moment when you realize that you’re Chinese. 

“Mom, Dad…I’m Chinese”

“I was born chinese”

“no! the bible says adam and eve not Adam and Ling-Ling!”

Adam and Ling-Ling, oh my god.

ling-ling

i cannot

I dont think anything iv ever seen will top this

Hahaha ok, reblogging this again just for that comment, oh man.

no stop please

ADAM AND LING-LING

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kanrkri:

aloiss-haunted-booty-shorts:

What if you kept the horse mask 24/7 while raising the child and they thought they were raised by a horse human hybrid and never knew any different and then one day you took the mask off

That’s a great idea

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radiatio-n:

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Warning: this blog will give you a laugh-attack.

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lololol

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terriblemusicandpettyissues:

:(

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I’m so cool eating soul food.